Have you ever been to a restaurant that specialized in kiwi food? Ok, maybe you've been somewhere that's served New Zealand lamb, but a full menu dedicated to kiwi cuisine? I doubt it. And here's why: the 4 food groups of New Zealand.
1: Meat flavored chips.
2: Tongue
3: Ham (and possibly Mountain Dew)
4: Hokey pokey. What the hell is this all about?
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